Exception to rule
A strange occurrence is becoming commonplace lately. I keep finding myself to be happy. More often than not even. Excited even. Looking forward to things. Hoping for stuff. Who doesn't hope for stuff? Stuff...is cool.
Perspectives sure are different when you are happy. For instance, an elderly person driving a car goes from being an idiot too old to be on the road to a cute fragile being that should be loved and honored. And while we're on the car topic, rising gas prices go from sending me within inches of living in a box on the street to something great for driving advancements in alternative energy, making the world a better place for all.
What a wonderful thing mood is. Some days rendering you functionless, while other days making you fly. All for no apparent reason. Very similar to a female.
I think hope has a very direct negative correlation to depression. Something like this
((((Comp/Att) * 100) -30) / 20 + ((TDs/Att) * 100) / 5 + (9.5 - ((Int/Att) * 100)) / 4 +((Yards/Att) - 3) / 4) / .6 * 100
Actually, that's the formula for the NFL quarterback rating, which also correlates with depression.
I'll leave you with words my wise roommate joe might say. "I'll correlate your face!"
Perspectives sure are different when you are happy. For instance, an elderly person driving a car goes from being an idiot too old to be on the road to a cute fragile being that should be loved and honored. And while we're on the car topic, rising gas prices go from sending me within inches of living in a box on the street to something great for driving advancements in alternative energy, making the world a better place for all.
What a wonderful thing mood is. Some days rendering you functionless, while other days making you fly. All for no apparent reason. Very similar to a female.
I think hope has a very direct negative correlation to depression. Something like this
((((Comp/Att) * 100) -30) / 20 + ((TDs/Att) * 100) / 5 + (9.5 - ((Int/Att) * 100)) / 4 +((Yards/Att) - 3) / 4) / .6 * 100
Actually, that's the formula for the NFL quarterback rating, which also correlates with depression.
I'll leave you with words my wise roommate joe might say. "I'll correlate your face!"
posted by tim at 12:57 AM
1 Comments:
I am glad to hear you are feeling so positive. It's about time you start to break out of that box of despair.
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